Desk Job Enthusiast Pillows

Department of Commerce:'Regulate...Deregulate'

"Primary Emergency Contact?"

Think Big.

'Oh, I don't have any particular job - I'm a GENERIC bureaucrat.'

"My meeting take away was this chair, what did you get?"

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

Out and In.

Storm in the out tray

'Germaine, what did you do with my desk?'

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'

'I'm delegating everything but my paycheck and my snazzy office to you.'

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

'On your marks. Get set. Go!' - 'Come on! Keep going! You can do it!' - 'Yay! You're 8 hours closer to the grave!' - 'Oh, God.'

Man in office on saddle: 'You heard right. I just got hired as a desk jockey.'

Working 9 to 5.

"Does it count it after an 80 hour week he's here in body but his mind is off in La La land?"

'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'

"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."

'My multi-tasking turned into faulty-tasking.'

'What does L.B.W. mean?'

Inkwell Genie.

"Sorry for the wait, our computers are down. We have to do everything manually."

Whack, Out of Whack.

'Remember when we used desktop computers? When everyone at least 'looked' busy?'

'Hard day at work, dear?'

'Only another thirty-four years, five months and fourteen days until I retire.'

"Now that you mention it, I have to admit, the daily grind IS starting to get to me!"

"The first of many cubicles..."

Boxes marked 'In', 'Out' and 'How did this end up on my desk?'

'Remember, Preston, all work and no play make you employed.'

'While you were out I replaced you.'