Desk Job Dreamer Pillows

Common Workplace Doodles

Animal and Mineral.

'Only another thirty-four years, five months and fourteen days until I retire.'

'Work?...On my salary?'

Bear Office Worker

'On Company Time: A Novel'

"Hey guys I gotta hop off, I'm about to get fired."

'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'

The Flat World

'What does L.B.W. mean?'

Expressions of Hopelessness

"The first of many cubicles..."

"I feel like I'm moving from my quiet desperation phase into something a bit more colorful."

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

Out and In.

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

'Germaine, what did you do with my desk?'

"If you could be in any cubicle, which one would it be?"

"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"You call this sweating bullets over the Jackson account? What caliber?"

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

'On your marks. Get set. Go!' - 'Come on! Keep going! You can do it!' - 'Yay! You're 8 hours closer to the grave!' - 'Oh, God.'

"Does it count it after an 80 hour week he's here in body but his mind is off in La La land?"

"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."

Working 9 to 5.

'My multi-tasking turned into faulty-tasking.'

Inkwell Genie.

"He said his screen is frozen again."

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

"Sorry for the wait, our computers are down. We have to do everything manually."

'You'll be broadening up your horizons in a cubicle.'