Common Workplace Doodles
Desk Job Dreamer Gifts
Looking for a gift that captures the spirit of a desk job dreamer? Our selection features clever and uplifting items designed to bring a spark of creativity and humor to everyday work routines. Whether it’s for a passionate professional or a creative soul stuck in the office, these products make inspiring gifts that resonate with those who find joy in dreaming big while at their desk.
Animal and Mineral.
'Only another thirty-four years, five months and fourteen days until I retire.'
'Work?...On my salary?'
Bear Office Worker
'On Company Time: A Novel'
"Hey guys I gotta hop off, I'm about to get fired."
'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'
The Flat World
'What does L.B.W. mean?'
Expressions of Hopelessness
"The first of many cubicles..."
"I feel like I'm moving from my quiet desperation phase into something a bit more colorful."
A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork
On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.
Out and In.
"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."
Woman dreaming about being on vacation.
"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."
'Germaine, what did you do with my desk?'
"If you could be in any cubicle, which one would it be?"
"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."
'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'
"You call this sweating bullets over the Jackson account? What caliber?"
"Yes, also it keeps you fit."
'On your marks. Get set. Go!' - 'Come on! Keep going! You can do it!' - 'Yay! You're 8 hours closer to the grave!' - 'Oh, God.'
"Does it count it after an 80 hour week he's here in body but his mind is off in La La land?"
"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."
Working 9 to 5.
'My multi-tasking turned into faulty-tasking.'
Inkwell Genie.
"He said his screen is frozen again."
'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'
"Sorry for the wait, our computers are down. We have to do everything manually."
'You'll be broadening up your horizons in a cubicle.'
Desk Job Dreamer Gifts Collection
Desk Job Dreamer Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for desk job dreamers. Brighten mornings and inspire creativity with every sip.
Desk Job Dreamer Pillows
Bring comfort and inspiration to any space with pillows that celebrate the desk job dreamer—ideal for home or office decor.
Desk Job Dreamer Prints
Decorate your workspace with art prints that inspire and motivate. Perfect for the creative desk worker or dreamer.
Desk Job Dreamer T-Shirts
Find the perfect T-shirt for the creative soul or office dreamer. Wear your inspiration and humor wherever you go.