Desk Dreamers Gifts

"Ok Watson, what have you dreamed up?"

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

"If you could be in any cubicle, which one would it be?"

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."

Like many of those in tribicles, Mitch dreamed of one day moving up to the real deal.

"You call this sweating bullets over the Jackson account? What caliber?"

'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

Men in office, pose as Rodin's: The Thinker. A sign on the wall reads: THINK.

"Ambitions... to make a career change from tourism to sales."

'You'll be broadening up your horizons in a cubicle.'

Inkwell Genie.

Woman sat at desk whilst her shadow does her dream career of being an artist.

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

'What does L.B.W. mean?'

'Only another thirty-four years, five months and fourteen days until I retire.'

'Has everyone read the memo about recycling paper?'

Thinking outside the cubicle

"I told my manager that I couldn't cope with the endless mind numbing paperwork. I said I'd had enough of the bureaucracy, that I had to get out."

"I can't help but think that coming here is a total waste of time"

Boxes marked 'In', 'Out' and 'How did this end up on my desk?'

"The first of many cubicles..."

Are you nodding yes, or nodding off?

Imagine there's no office...

"I'm not lazy. I'm resting before I get tired."

Clock watcher

"Cushy job, corner office with a view - everything you've ever wanted is just through those windows."

"I've got an office and I've got a window, but I wouldn't say I've got a window office."

"Yes, I know, Munger. But Wallace Stevens didn't scribble his damned verses on company time."

"Business is fun, isn't it?"

"Damn! Just as my inertia was starting to build up momentum."

"It doesn't do you any good being depressed about your job, because you're stuck doing it for the rest of your life."