Desk Dreamers Mugs

"Ok Watson, what have you dreamed up?"

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

"If you could be in any cubicle, which one would it be?"

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."

Like many of those in tribicles, Mitch dreamed of one day moving up to the real deal.

"You call this sweating bullets over the Jackson account? What caliber?"

'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

Inkwell Genie.

Woman sat at desk whilst her shadow does her dream career of being an artist.

Men in office, pose as Rodin's: The Thinker. A sign on the wall reads: THINK.

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

"Ambitions... to make a career change from tourism to sales."

'You'll be broadening up your horizons in a cubicle.'

'What does L.B.W. mean?'

'Only another thirty-four years, five months and fourteen days until I retire.'

'Has everyone read the memo about recycling paper?'

Thinking outside the cubicle

Imagine there's no office...

Clock watcher

"Yes, I know, Munger. But Wallace Stevens didn't scribble his damned verses on company time."

"The first of many cubicles..."

"I've got an office and I've got a window, but I wouldn't say I've got a window office."

"Cushy job, corner office with a view - everything you've ever wanted is just through those windows."

Boxes marked 'In', 'Out' and 'How did this end up on my desk?'

Are you nodding yes, or nodding off?

"I told my manager that I couldn't cope with the endless mind numbing paperwork. I said I'd had enough of the bureaucracy, that I had to get out."

"Business is fun, isn't it?"

"I'm not lazy. I'm resting before I get tired."

"I can't help but think that coming here is a total waste of time"

"Damn! Just as my inertia was starting to build up momentum."

"It doesn't do you any good being depressed about your job, because you're stuck doing it for the rest of your life."