Desk-bound Dreamer Gifts

"So...how many days to retirement, Bob?"

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

He was destined for greatness. Whatever that meant.

"If you could be in any cubicle, which one would it be?"

"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."

Like many of those in tribicles, Mitch dreamed of one day moving up to the real deal.

"You call this sweating bullets over the Jackson account? What caliber?"

'But this is what you demanded; a corner office with Windows.'

'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'

Inkwell Genie.

"I'm afraid that following the audit, Mr. Davis is no longer with us... On the bright side, the corner office is now available!"

Woman sat at desk whilst her shadow does her dream career of being an artist.

'You'll be broadening up your horizons in a cubicle.'

'What does L.B.W. mean?'

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

Men in office, pose as Rodin's: The Thinker. A sign on the wall reads: THINK.

'Only another thirty-four years, five months and fourteen days until I retire.'

'Has everyone read the memo about recycling paper?'

Thinking outside the cubicle

"Business is fun, isn't it?"

"Cushy job, corner office with a view - everything you've ever wanted is just through those windows."

"I can't help but think that coming here is a total waste of time"

"Yes, I know, Munger. But Wallace Stevens didn't scribble his damned verses on company time."

"Ok Watson, what have you dreamed up?"

Boxes marked 'In', 'Out' and 'How did this end up on my desk?'

Imagine there's no office...

Clock watcher

"I told my manager that I couldn't cope with the endless mind numbing paperwork. I said I'd had enough of the bureaucracy, that I had to get out."

"I hacked into Santa's computer and added a few gifts. It pays to have computer skills."

"The first of many cubicles..."

Are you nodding yes, or nodding off?

"I'm not lazy. I'm resting before I get tired."

"I've got an office and I've got a window, but I wouldn't say I've got a window office."