'I think we'd better turn Graham's desk around - he's starting to grow towards the light.'
Desk Job Dreamers Gifts
Looking for a gift that sparks creativity and brings a smile to the face of a desk job dreamer? Our collection blends humor and inspiration, ideal for brightening up any workspace. Whether they’re dreaming of big ideas or just love a good laugh, these products are designed to motivate and amuse. From clever mugs to stylish prints, you’ll find the perfect way to honor their creative spirit—even during those long hours at the desk.
Boxes marked 'In', 'Out' and 'How did this end up on my desk?'
A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork
On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.
Out and In.
'Germaine, what did you do with my desk?'
'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'
Like many of those in tribicles, Mitch dreamed of one day moving up to the real deal.
"Yes, also it keeps you fit."
'On your marks. Get set. Go!' - 'Come on! Keep going! You can do it!' - 'Yay! You're 8 hours closer to the grave!' - 'Oh, God.'
'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'
"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."
"Does it count it after an 80 hour week he's here in body but his mind is off in La La land?"
Working 9 to 5.
'My multi-tasking turned into faulty-tasking.'
'What does L.B.W. mean?'
Inkwell Genie.
"Sorry for the wait, our computers are down. We have to do everything manually."
"He said his screen is frozen again."
'Hard day at work, dear?'
'Remember when we used desktop computers? When everyone at least 'looked' busy?'
'Only another thirty-four years, five months and fourteen days until I retire.'
"I told my manager that I couldn't cope with the endless mind numbing paperwork. I said I'd had enough of the bureaucracy, that I had to get out."
'Too long at his desk...we're going need surgery to cut him free.'
'Being taller than me will get you nowhere.'
"Welcome aboard - That'll be your work station over there."
"The first of many cubicles..."
'Be a sweetie and get me a cup of coffee!'
'Lou you have never gotten comfy with spreadsheets, have you?'
'Remember, Preston, all work and no play make you employed.'
"Now that you mention it, I have to admit, the daily grind IS starting to get to me!"
'While you were out I replaced you.'
"Ok Watson, what have you dreamed up?"
It's a big misconception. Everyone thinks hell is all fire. Actually, it's all paperwork.'
'Nothing serious. I just hate my job.'
Desk Job Dreamers Gifts Collection
Desk Job Dreamers Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for desk job dreamers—each one blending humor and inspiration to start their day with a smile.
Desk Job Dreamers Pillows
Find playful and inspiring pillows that make any workspace or lounge a reflection of a creative dreamer's personality.
Desk Job Dreamers Prints
Brighten up any wall with prints that celebrate desk job dreamers—featuring humorous and motivational designs to inspire daily.
Desk Job Dreamers T-Shirts
Check out our creative t-shirts crafted for desk job dreamers—perfect for showcasing their witty and imaginative side.