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'I think we'd better turn Graham's desk around - he's starting to grow towards the light.'

Boxes marked 'In', 'Out' and 'How did this end up on my desk?'

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

Out and In.

'Germaine, what did you do with my desk?'

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

Like many of those in tribicles, Mitch dreamed of one day moving up to the real deal.

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

'On your marks. Get set. Go!' - 'Come on! Keep going! You can do it!' - 'Yay! You're 8 hours closer to the grave!' - 'Oh, God.'

'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'

"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."

"Does it count it after an 80 hour week he's here in body but his mind is off in La La land?"

Working 9 to 5.

'My multi-tasking turned into faulty-tasking.'

'What does L.B.W. mean?'

Inkwell Genie.

"Sorry for the wait, our computers are down. We have to do everything manually."

"He said his screen is frozen again."

'Hard day at work, dear?'

'Remember when we used desktop computers? When everyone at least 'looked' busy?'

'Only another thirty-four years, five months and fourteen days until I retire.'

"I told my manager that I couldn't cope with the endless mind numbing paperwork. I said I'd had enough of the bureaucracy, that I had to get out."

'Too long at his desk...we're going need surgery to cut him free.'

'Being taller than me will get you nowhere.'

"Welcome aboard - That'll be your work station over there."

"The first of many cubicles..."

'Be a sweetie and get me a cup of coffee!'

'Lou you have never gotten comfy with spreadsheets, have you?'

'Remember, Preston, all work and no play make you employed.'

"Now that you mention it, I have to admit, the daily grind IS starting to get to me!"

'While you were out I replaced you.'

"Ok Watson, what have you dreamed up?"

It's a big misconception. Everyone thinks hell is all fire. Actually, it's all paperwork.'

'Nothing serious. I just hate my job.'