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Bureaucrats in Cuba

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

Out and In.

Storm in the out tray

'Germaine, what did you do with my desk?'

Gay Times...

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

'On your marks. Get set. Go!' - 'Come on! Keep going! You can do it!' - 'Yay! You're 8 hours closer to the grave!' - 'Oh, God.'

Man in office on saddle: 'You heard right. I just got hired as a desk jockey.'

Working 9 to 5.

"Does it count it after an 80 hour week he's here in body but his mind is off in La La land?"

'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'

"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."

'My multi-tasking turned into faulty-tasking.'

'What does L.B.W. mean?'

Inkwell Genie.

"Sorry for the wait, our computers are down. We have to do everything manually."

Whack, Out of Whack.

'Remember when we used desktop computers? When everyone at least 'looked' busy?'

'Hard day at work, dear?'

'Only another thirty-four years, five months and fourteen days until I retire.'

"Now that you mention it, I have to admit, the daily grind IS starting to get to me!"

"The first of many cubicles..."

Boxes marked 'In', 'Out' and 'How did this end up on my desk?'

'Remember, Preston, all work and no play make you employed.'

'While you were out I replaced you.'

'Too long at his desk...we're going need surgery to cut him free.'

"I told my manager that I couldn't cope with the endless mind numbing paperwork. I said I'd had enough of the bureaucracy, that I had to get out."