Desk Job Professional Pillows

"It's for my back. You have two more questions."

Some emails just can't be ignored.

Are you suffering from job burn-out? Here are 4 early warning signs:

'My multi-tasking turned into faulty-tasking.'

'No, you can't have my old file cabinet. I'm using it as a paper-weight for all the stuff I'm too lazy to file!'

Exercise Ball as Desk Chair and Desk

'Remember when we used desktop computers? When everyone at least 'looked' busy?'

'Hard day at work, dear?'

Desk bins: Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda.

'I get sea-sick, I can't swim but I rather fancy a little desk job like yours.'

"It's O.K., he's on a break."

"In my experience, there's nothing good at the end of a trail like this."

Big fish eating the weekend.

'Maybe you shouldn't eat by your keyboard.'

'Where should I leave this?'

Herb has a brief but intense near-life experience.

'Rule 1. If you don't know what you are doing, do it neatly.'

Tray on businessman's desk is for neglected stuff that keeps piling up.

"Will it be necessary to wake the others?"

"If you won't let me work from home, then I'll just home from work."

'By carefully anticipating the difficult challenges of tomorrow, I know just when to take my vacation.'

Wasn't sure why, or even what it meant, but sometimes he just needed to make his presence felt.

'On your marks. Get set. Go!' - 'Come on! Keep going! You can do it!' - 'Yay! You're 8 hours closer to the grave!' - 'Oh, God.'

Desk Organizers: 'He Said' and 'She Said'.

'It's true that gernerally speaking, work space is getting smaller, but in your case, that hasn't happened.'

'He only works part time, unfortunately it's not the part he spends here!'

Out and In.

'I think I set the security level, on my anti virus software, too high. Whenever I access anything it is automatically deleted.'

Man has his in tray pour his papers straight into the bin.

'See? I'm not stuck in a rut.'

Castaway with nothing to do.

Business man sitting at desk with inbox and outbox reading 'In one ear,' and 'out the other.'

"Emails keep disrupting me."

"Wow...I really need to clean up! There's a keyboard under the crumbs!"

"Actually my childhood was quite dull. I've tended to look upon now as my formative years."