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"It's for my back. You have two more questions."

Knowing that his post-lunch fatigue was destined to strike, Larry wore his head-mounted airbag.

Some emails just can't be ignored.

Are you suffering from job burn-out? Here are 4 early warning signs:

'My multi-tasking turned into faulty-tasking.'

'No, you can't have my old file cabinet. I'm using it as a paper-weight for all the stuff I'm too lazy to file!'

Exercise Ball as Desk Chair and Desk

'Hard day at work, dear?'

'I get sea-sick, I can't swim but I rather fancy a little desk job like yours.'

'Remember when we used desktop computers? When everyone at least 'looked' busy?'

Desk bins: Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda.

'Where should I leave this?'

"It's O.K., he's on a break."

"In my experience, there's nothing good at the end of a trail like this."

Big fish eating the weekend.

Tray on businessman's desk is for neglected stuff that keeps piling up.

'Rule 1. If you don't know what you are doing, do it neatly.'

'Maybe you shouldn't eat by your keyboard.'

Herb has a brief but intense near-life experience.

Castaway with nothing to do.

"If you won't let me work from home, then I'll just home from work."

Desk Organizers: 'He Said' and 'She Said'.

'It's true that gernerally speaking, work space is getting smaller, but in your case, that hasn't happened.'

Business man sitting at desk with inbox and outbox reading 'In one ear,' and 'out the other.'

'On your marks. Get set. Go!' - 'Come on! Keep going! You can do it!' - 'Yay! You're 8 hours closer to the grave!' - 'Oh, God.'

'See? I'm not stuck in a rut.'

Out and In.

"Will it be necessary to wake the others?"

Wasn't sure why, or even what it meant, but sometimes he just needed to make his presence felt.

'He only works part time, unfortunately it's not the part he spends here!'

"Emails keep disrupting me."

'By carefully anticipating the difficult challenges of tomorrow, I know just when to take my vacation.'

Man has his in tray pour his papers straight into the bin.

'I think it's time we got rid of the espresso maker.'

'I think I set the security level, on my anti virus software, too high. Whenever I access anything it is automatically deleted.'