Desk Duty Pillows

'Supervisor of the Year'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

Out and In.

Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tick, tock-tock, tickety-tick tock ….

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

'On your marks. Get set. Go!' - 'Come on! Keep going! You can do it!' - 'Yay! You're 8 hours closer to the grave!' - 'Oh, God.'

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

"Does it count it after an 80 hour week he's here in body but his mind is off in La La land?"

Man in office on saddle: 'You heard right. I just got hired as a desk jockey.'

"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."

'My multi-tasking turned into faulty-tasking.'

Finger on the Z Key

"I thought that modern communications systems were meant to be more efficient...That they would cut down on waste and duplication."

Inkwell Genie.

"He said his screen is frozen again."

Whack, Out of Whack.

"Sorry for the wait, our computers are down. We have to do everything manually."

'Remember when we used desktop computers? When everyone at least 'looked' busy?'

'Hard day at work, dear?'

Boxes marked 'In', 'Out' and 'How did this end up on my desk?'

In/Out/How did this end up on my desk?

"The first of many cubicles..."

'Remember, Preston, all work and no play make you employed.'

'Too long at his desk...we're going need surgery to cut him free.'

'Be a sweetie and get me a cup of coffee!'

'While you were out I replaced you.'

Platitudes for the hopelessly realistic. When life gives you lemons, get a gift receipt.

"Welcome aboard - That'll be your work station over there."

"Now that you mention it, I have to admit, the daily grind IS starting to get to me!"

'Your training will be the next five minutes watching my fingers move at the speed of light.'

'Nothing serious. I just hate my job.'