Employees In Desk Jobs Gifts

'Back to work, McFly! You're spending too much time on that screen saver...'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

Out and In.

'Germaine, what did you do with my desk?'

Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tick, tock-tock, tickety-tick tock ….

'You'll get five paid sick days, plus an additional two when you're shedding your skin.'

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'

'On your marks. Get set. Go!' - 'Come on! Keep going! You can do it!' - 'Yay! You're 8 hours closer to the grave!' - 'Oh, God.'

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."

Man in office on saddle: 'You heard right. I just got hired as a desk jockey.'

'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'

"Does it count it after an 80 hour week he's here in body but his mind is off in La La land?"

Scapegoat of the Year

Working 9 to 5.

'My multi-tasking turned into faulty-tasking.'

Finger on the Z Key

"Sorry for the wait, our computers are down. We have to do everything manually."

Whack, Out of Whack.

Inkwell Genie.

'What does L.B.W. mean?'

"He said his screen is frozen again."

'Hard day at work, dear?'

'Remember when we used desktop computers? When everyone at least 'looked' busy?'

'Only another thirty-four years, five months and fourteen days until I retire.'

"Less hair doesn't mean less work!"

'Be a sweetie and get me a cup of coffee!'

'Too long at his desk...we're going need surgery to cut him free.'

'Being taller than me will get you nowhere.'

'While you were out I replaced you.'

"Now that you mention it, I have to admit, the daily grind IS starting to get to me!"