Desk Job Individual Gifts

In tray out tray. Frog working from home.

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

Out and In.

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

Commutobile

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

'On your marks. Get set. Go!' - 'Come on! Keep going! You can do it!' - 'Yay! You're 8 hours closer to the grave!' - 'Oh, God.'

Working 9 to 5.

Man in office on saddle: 'You heard right. I just got hired as a desk jockey.'

"Does it count it after an 80 hour week he's here in body but his mind is off in La La land?"

'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'

"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."

'My multi-tasking turned into faulty-tasking.'

"Sorry for the wait, our computers are down. We have to do everything manually."

Inkwell Genie.

'What does L.B.W. mean?'

Whack, Out of Whack.

'Remember when we used desktop computers? When everyone at least 'looked' busy?'

'Hard day at work, dear?'

'Only another thirty-four years, five months and fourteen days until I retire.'

'While you were out I replaced you.'

"Now that you mention it, I have to admit, the daily grind IS starting to get to me!"

"Welcome aboard - That'll be your work station over there."

Boxes marked 'In', 'Out' and 'How did this end up on my desk?'

Cut and Run

'Being taller than me will get you nowhere.'

'Too long at his desk...we're going need surgery to cut him free.'

"The first of many cubicles..."

'Remember, Preston, all work and no play make you employed.'