Desk Job Individual Gifts

In tray out tray. Frog working from home.

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

Out and In.

Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tick, tock-tock, tickety-tick tock ….

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

Commutobile

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

'On your marks. Get set. Go!' - 'Come on! Keep going! You can do it!' - 'Yay! You're 8 hours closer to the grave!' - 'Oh, God.'

Man in office on saddle: 'You heard right. I just got hired as a desk jockey.'

"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."

'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'

"Does it count it after an 80 hour week he's here in body but his mind is off in La La land?"

Working 9 to 5.

'My multi-tasking turned into faulty-tasking.'

Finger on the Z Key

Whack, Out of Whack.

'What does L.B.W. mean?'

"Sorry for the wait, our computers are down. We have to do everything manually."

"He said his screen is frozen again."

Inkwell Genie.

'Hard day at work, dear?'

'Remember when we used desktop computers? When everyone at least 'looked' busy?'

'Only another thirty-four years, five months and fourteen days until I retire.'

Cut and Run

'Being taller than me will get you nowhere.'

'Be a sweetie and get me a cup of coffee!'

'Too long at his desk...we're going need surgery to cut him free.'

'While you were out I replaced you.'

'Remember, Preston, all work and no play make you employed.'

"Now that you mention it, I have to admit, the daily grind IS starting to get to me!"

Boxes marked 'In', 'Out' and 'How did this end up on my desk?'