Carpe Noctem - Seize the Night
Desk Job Handler Gifts
Looking for a gift that appreciates the busy life of a desk job handler? Our collection celebrates the daily grind with witty and charming items that bring a smile amidst the multitasking. From clever mugs to fun prints, find something that recognizes their dedication and adds a splash of personality to their workspace. These gifts are ideal for anyone who tackles the typical office chaos with wit and a good sense of humor.
A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork
Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?
On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.
Out and In.
Storm in the out tray
Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tick, tock-tock, tickety-tick tock ….
'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'
'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'
"Yes, also it keeps you fit."
Commutobile
"It's not just him. The whole system's down."
"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."
'On your marks. Get set. Go!' - 'Come on! Keep going! You can do it!' - 'Yay! You're 8 hours closer to the grave!' - 'Oh, God.'
Man in office on saddle: 'You heard right. I just got hired as a desk jockey.'
"Does it count it after an 80 hour week he's here in body but his mind is off in La La land?"
"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."
'My multi-tasking turned into faulty-tasking.'
Finger on the Z Key
Inkwell Genie.
Whack, Out of Whack.
"He said his screen is frozen again."
"Sorry for the wait, our computers are down. We have to do everything manually."
'Remember when we used desktop computers? When everyone at least 'looked' busy?'
'Hard day at work, dear?'
Tech support...can I help you!
Boxes marked 'In', 'Out' and 'How did this end up on my desk?'
'Being taller than me will get you nowhere.'
'Too long at his desk...we're going need surgery to cut him free.'
"The first of many cubicles..."
Cut and Run
'Be a sweetie and get me a cup of coffee!'
Platitudes for the hopelessly realistic. When life gives you lemons, get a gift receipt.
'While you were out I replaced you.'
"Now that you mention it, I have to admit, the daily grind IS starting to get to me!"
Desk Job Handler Gifts Collection
Desk Job Handler Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for desk job enthusiasts—perfect for adding a dose of humor and personality to every coffee break.
Desk Job Handler Pillows
Discover our cozy pillows that bring a humorous touch to any workspace or seating area, delighting the desk job handler who appreciates comfort and wit.
Desk Job Handler Prints
Decorate with our witty prints, ideal for brightening up a workspace or home office for any desk job handler with a creative streak.
Desk Job Handler T-Shirts
Check out our fun and stylish t-shirts, perfect for celebrating the creative desk handler with a sense of humor and flair.