Desk Job Handler Mugs

Carpe Noctem - Seize the Night

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

Out and In.

Storm in the out tray

Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tick, tock-tock, tickety-tick tock ….

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

Commutobile

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

'On your marks. Get set. Go!' - 'Come on! Keep going! You can do it!' - 'Yay! You're 8 hours closer to the grave!' - 'Oh, God.'

Man in office on saddle: 'You heard right. I just got hired as a desk jockey.'

"Does it count it after an 80 hour week he's here in body but his mind is off in La La land?"

"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."

'My multi-tasking turned into faulty-tasking.'

Finger on the Z Key

Inkwell Genie.

Whack, Out of Whack.

"He said his screen is frozen again."

"Sorry for the wait, our computers are down. We have to do everything manually."

'Remember when we used desktop computers? When everyone at least 'looked' busy?'

'Hard day at work, dear?'

Tech support...can I help you!

Boxes marked 'In', 'Out' and 'How did this end up on my desk?'

'Being taller than me will get you nowhere.'

'Too long at his desk...we're going need surgery to cut him free.'

"The first of many cubicles..."

Cut and Run

'Be a sweetie and get me a cup of coffee!'

Platitudes for the hopelessly realistic. When life gives you lemons, get a gift receipt.

'While you were out I replaced you.'

"Now that you mention it, I have to admit, the daily grind IS starting to get to me!"