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Desk Job Juggler Mugs
Gift your desk job juggler a mug that honors their multitasking mastery. With witty designs, these mugs will add humor and personality to their busy mornings at the office or home workspace.
Commutobile
'I'm on Break.'
'We were once the new guy too.'
'I pride myself on always clearing my desk before the weekend.'
Cut and Run
"It's the only way he can work from home."
'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'
"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"
No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.
"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."
"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."
'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'
'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'
'No, your guess isn't as good as mine.'
Golfing Boss
'Let me worry about the one percent inspiration, you just take care of the 99 percent perspiration.'
"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"
"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"
'Had I known Hell was going to be exactly like work, I probably wouldn''t have spent as much time there.'
"Morning, all!"
'Sorry, suffering from burnout return in a week.'
"It has come to my attention that some work-from-home employees aren't maintaining company standards."
Time for More Paperwork
"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."
Food Chain, Inc: 'UP...DOWN'.
"I'm overpaid and underworked, but you don't see me complaining!"
In many ways this is the perfect job! Out. Out.
"They've hiked up our targets again...I'm going to have to put in some overtime to have any chance of meeting them!"
'Go right in -- he's expecting you.'
'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'
'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'
"Hiring someone to replace me and then expecting me to train him just doesn't sit well with me."
"I feel your pain."
'I want to claim for black marker pens.'
Desk Job Juggler Mugs Collection
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