Modern Job Juggler Mugs

"You know, Christmas isn't the only time I'm busy. ..the rest of the year I deliver for Amazon."

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

'No, your guess isn't as good as mine.'

Can do...No can do

'Let me worry about the one percent inspiration, you just take care of the 99 percent perspiration.'

Supermom.

'Can you do more work then is humanly possible?'

'Go right in -- he's expecting you.'

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

"Don't worry about missing the meeting, Henshaw. We assigned all the actions to you."

'Your main goal in this job is getting out alive.'

We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt.

"I'm too busy to be stressed."

Desk Boxes: 'In', 'Out', 'Could Go Either Way'.

"I think I'll have the businessman's lunch."

Commutobile

"Look Billington, if you can't take the strain, tell me, ok?"

Counting part time employees is the new math.

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

'Your resume and interview were so bad, not only did you not get the job, I'm having you arrested as well.'

'I find my job interesting because even after 27 years, I still don't know exactly what I'm doing here!'

Deadline

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

"....how many kids have we got now?"

Jason and the Aga notes,

'Dear, you know how I hate it when you bring your work home.'

"You say you’re currently holding down 3 jobs...very impressive."

"But what you call a track record I call ancient history."

'A few messages came in during your lunch break.'

'You call it diversified work experience.. I call it can't hold a job.'

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

"Getting back into the market can be stressful. I recommend a portfolio of sleep-aids, tranquilizers, and antacids.'