Office Juggler Mugs

'How may I help you?'

"A coronary ?...let me see, I could just about fit one in around September, next year."

'A few messages came in during your lunch break.'

'Jack, I'm on a conference call right now.'

'Mr. Bennet! Of course I can! Just let me finish texting, emailing, skyping and balancing this ball on my nose.'

I'm not here to help you, I'm here to get paid.

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

"I'm too busy to be stressed."

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

"....how many kids have we got now?"

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

The Perfect Executive Assistant.

'Remind me - are we coming or going?'

'He's still able to do the work of three committees.'

He's multi-tasking...It's his latest time management strategy.

A Man with Problems.

'I don't like your attitude, Peterson, whatever it is.'

"Will you please go away, can't you see that I'm busy?"

A Golfers In and Out Tray

Lion Tamer leaves a Crisis Management Center

Overworked

"Eenie, meenie..."

"I think I'll have the businessman's lunch."

"One of my strengths as an employee is my ability to multitask."

Multitasking.

Gall.Com: 'mitigated...inmiligated'

'You're three o'clock cancelled, the Parson deal is ending, and your husband wants to know if the dishes are dirty or clean.'

Look at me multitasking. I'm shooting the breeze, checking invoices and drinking coffee.

'I hate to see you work during your lunch hour, so do me a favor and close your door.'

"Your wife called, she wants to know whether 7 days access to GPs will apply to your family?"

Future Micro MGR.

"How was your vacation, Betty?"

"You go right on snoring, doesn’t bother me one bit. Your snores are beautiful, do you know that? I love snoring…not like some people."

"The eyes of the beast burrowed deep into his soul with laser-sharp precision. In a moment, Liam would succumb to the relentless silent stare of his nemesis and best friend. One question remained: kibble or canned?"