Desk Job Worker Mugs

"I work Tokyo hours from London for a San Francisco based company with team members in New York and Honolulu."

'Nothing serious. I just hate my job.'

'Just locating my desk has become the toughest part of my commute.'

'Just ignore John - He gets that Friday feeling early Monday morning.'

'Are you really as busy as you look, or just confused?'

'Actually, I don't know who this is. They came with the frame.'

'I quit drinking coffee with lunch - it was keeping me awake all afternoon.'

'Can't go out for lunch, Only get an hour, Takes me that long to find my way out,'

"He claims he does the work of two employees."

Expressions of Hopelessness

Hundreds of Work Reminders

"It's five thirty. Time to go home."

"He said his screen is frozen again."

"I must be getting more work. That's my new paperweight."

"We would like you to do away with this tray."

Elevator/Open Range

"I can't help but feel I'm destined for something greater than having a job."

'What a day...it was just one hour after the next...'

Man on a computer inside another man's chest.

Federal Bureau of Statistics: 'Well, hey! This is my 250,000 cup of coffee since I started working here!'

Computer celebrates the end of the working day.

'Sorry, but your computer turned down your bonus.'

'One cubicle has made a unilateral declaration of independence.'

In, out box.

Information Manager

"Oh I don't work here, I just love filling out forms."

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

Out and In.

Working hours.

Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tick, tock-tock, tickety-tick tock ….

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"Since you somehow managed to get past my moat, I'll give you a few minutes."