Standing Desk Enthusiast Pillows

The Office Hamster Wheel

"Wanna step outside for a sit break?"

"Hi Sean, welcome to my open space. Take a stand and let's talk."

"Hi Sean, welcome to my open space. Take a stand and let's talk."

"Damn you Smith, you competitive bastard. . ."

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

'Germaine, what did you do with my desk?'

Clients who show up early for an appointment are really annoying ??" especially when you work from home.

'I'm delegating everything but my paycheck and my snazzy office to you.'

Office Ergonomics.

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

Big desks take time.

Lad to man behind desk: 'I notice your fish is 10 times larger than your picture of me!!'

'Wow, my own desk!'

"Off to work, Hon. See you tonight."

New Age Office Supplies Catalog.

"In"

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

Working Vacation.

IN, OUT, NOT WORTH THE EFFORT.

"I'm sure you do spend all your time here at the office, but could you please stop having your mail delivered here?"

'This better be important.'

"I know you're allowed work from home, but do you have to work from MY home?"

Cow with Hay In Tray and Milk Out Tray.

'Let's just say it's a token of my esteem to be prominently displayed on your desk.'

'My life is around here somewhere.'

"Of course we don't mind you working from home - we'd just rather it was from your own home, Mr Webb."

Telework Pants

'Why hide it. I do this for me.'

"Looks like somebody's compensating."

"I work from home and have dinner, watch TV and sleep at the office."

Procrastination Bucket List

'No need to come in.. you can fax me your resume.'

Waiting for the 5 o'clock hooter.