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The Office Hamster Wheel

"Wanna step outside for a sit break?"

"Hi Sean, welcome to my open space. Take a stand and let's talk."

"Hi Sean, welcome to my open space. Take a stand and let's talk."

"Damn you Smith, you competitive bastard. . ."

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

'Germaine, what did you do with my desk?'

Clients who show up early for an appointment are really annoying ??" especially when you work from home.

'I'm delegating everything but my paycheck and my snazzy office to you.'

Office Ergonomics.

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

'Wow, my own desk!'

Lad to man behind desk: 'I notice your fish is 10 times larger than your picture of me!!'

Big desks take time.

"Off to work, Hon. See you tonight."

New Age Office Supplies Catalog.

"I know you're allowed work from home, but do you have to work from MY home?"

Working Vacation.

'This better be important.'

"In"

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

"I'm sure you do spend all your time here at the office, but could you please stop having your mail delivered here?"

IN, OUT, NOT WORTH THE EFFORT.

'My life is around here somewhere.'

'Let's just say it's a token of my esteem to be prominently displayed on your desk.'

"I work from home and have dinner, watch TV and sleep at the office."

"Looks like somebody's compensating."

Telework Pants

Waiting for the 5 o'clock hooter.

'No need to come in.. you can fax me your resume.'

'Why hide it. I do this for me.'

Home Office Gossip

"Do you want me to empty the ashtray over your head now?"

Work From Home Power Suit