Devoted Diner Pillows

"Ever since lunch today, I've been thinking about lunch tomorrow."

'When I come home from a hard day at the office I expect a little more than that for dinner!'

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

I'd like to take this menu and shove it where the sun don't shine. But I'll settle for the omelette & hash browns...

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

"Hi, I'm Pop!"

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

Waitress to church leader: 'It's your daily bread, Pastor. Remember? You ordered the prayer breakfast.'

Newton had actually discovered gravity at a family dinner in his early childhood.

'Who gets the decaf?'

Diner

"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."

"Expense account or regular?"

'The food is great, but it's embarrassing the way she always insists on burping you.'

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

"The after-dinner mint is the boss's idea. I think it's superfluous."

I used to eat plenty of natural foods, but then I found out that most people die of natural causes.

"Eggshell in omelette make Hulk angry!"

"The Halloween Special is the pork and kraut. It'll come back and haunt you."

"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."

'...and one 'death by chocolate', Sir.'

'How would you like your toast?'

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

'One placebo or two, doctor?'

Choice hellhole