Documentation Devotees Pillows

"If it isn't documented, it didn't happen."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Television Readers.

Archival Warfare

"Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?"

"I plan to read the constitution this weekend. Is it long?"

"Where are you guys going?" "We’re out of here!" "It’s October 28th!" "The new team are running late. We need you to stay until February 2025!" "But I’m tired!!" "How do we know they won’t bail on us again?"

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

"The arms reduction talks are off to a good start -so far, we've agreed to ban pebbles."

Michael Moore creates a UK equivalent of Fahrenheit 9/11

'Your proposal sounds interesting. Can you send me a written proposal? I cannot reread a phone call.'

"I remembered that time you said you wished you had a biographer."

Today's alpha-lesson is "Keep a journal." The average person lets life pass them by. The events of their lives fade into nothingness. An alpha knows that long after they're gone, their thoughts and experiences will be of great interest to historians. That's not an original thought. I read it in the papyrus Randus Maximus XIV left in a safe deposit box after he helped conquer Judea.

A typical Monday. Zombie truck driving maniacs! South Pole penguin love! That's a stupid eco-friendly chick documentary! Insipid, mindless, violent, zombie crud! Negotiations commence, nearly a week before date night. Wimp! Blockbuster head!

'Come on, you're telling me that you don't watch the Discovery Channel.'

Harvesting the folder crop in Manila

"Excellent! It's the disclosure documents for your hearing on Monday."

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

Welcome to ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? Theatre

'I still say these shots need more action.'

Michael Moore

"I just want to say thanks for getting me into this writing group."

"Ok, don't move. I want to capture the drama and intrigue of your life."

"Here is the one pager we all agreed on..."

A dead business executive is lowered into the grave with his desk

". . . and I wish he's shut up for a few minutes!"

Declaration of Independence. Legend has it that John Hancock signed his name extra large to annoy King George. The quill must have come from a mocking bird!

"My one regret is that I didn't spend more quality time with my office."

'06 Graduation (The March of the Penguins).

'We've uncovered your birth certificate,'

"Warning! The following contains scenes of education ... viewer discretion is advised."

Michael Moore

The Sun: A History. . .

'How many times have we got to watch a turtle laying eggs?'

'Netflix and Chilcot?'