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It Was One Of The Toughest Divorce Settlements He'd Ever Seen..

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

Television Readers.

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

Characters jumping out of a book.

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

"Werewolves of London..."

"Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?"

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

"I plan to read the constitution this weekend. Is it long?"

Giant slug attacks a city

"Where are you guys going?" "We’re out of here!" "It’s October 28th!" "The new team are running late. We need you to stay until February 2025!" "But I’m tired!!" "How do we know they won’t bail on us again?"

'Sue didn't watch soap operas all the time. She also reads books'

"Which part are you reading for?"

Research and Development: Now, Never.

'Huh? Little Airmyn?'

In - Out - Pending.

"My favourite movie is Mrs Fire, without doubt."

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

Star Wars Audience

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

InIn by-products.

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