Collecting Paperwork Pillows

"...and at work, Doctor, I feel all the paperwork I have to do is taking the joy out of my chosen profession!"

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

"Drop everything, Dominic. I need you to proof this for blasphemy."

Large print rock'n'roll section

"The guy who wrote 'The Frog Chorus' is sounding kinda croaky."

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

"You know you're getting old when..."

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

Groovy Baby

The birth of junk mail.

"Do you have anything by The Damned."

"Yes, we still love print, don't we?"

Seinfeld: The Early Years.

A day at the FULL CIRCLE RANCH

"What's that smell?" "A paper cut."

'Here's the junk mail.'

Even cowgirls get the blues. 'Well, howdy! I've been lookin' for this here B.B. King album forever!'

Record department with rock, crossover and classical sections.

Reading the love-letter

'Mom! Hunter keeps saying I'm not a thoroughbred. Can you show him my papers?'

Captain Pointy No.21 - Hate mail

"Careful, kiddo. A lot a junk mail looks first class."

Astronaut startled by post delivered to spaceship.

"There are 45,000 people at the stadium but only 500 of them bought tickets...the other ones are security guards for our 250 million euro player!"

Early Literary Letters - Philip Larkin.

'Say, you've been working out!' A Weiner dog bites mail carrier on the butt.

Constitution of the United States (First Draft)

Man planning on standing on a turntable to aid hammer throw.

'Whoa! A classic case of mailbox catalog overload blowout!'

'Bills, Bills, Bills!'

'Sorry, we don't stock Sheryl Crow.'

You are going to meet a tall, dark, handsome stranger...bringing your post.

'No dear, there's no post - only junk mail.'

A man stands before a post box with no slot to put his letter

"I've got a couple of tickets for Wild Bill's 'Wild West Show'.. only $800 each!"