Passport Collectors Gifts

"Here's some money and a passport. They'll be looking for you so head to to the border and good luck."

"Unfortunately Daddy already owes the government about 500,000 Pokemon cards."

'Ideally, I'd like a ticket to where ever my luggage is going.'

'Sorry, I'm a stranger here myself.'

Football Game Tickets. These seats are so far from the field we'll need a passport to get to them!

"International travel accessories, 2025 Passport covers Hey, isn’t Canada a lovely country? Even if I'm from the US Luggage tags Dear World, We are very sorry about how the U.S. is acting lately. Phrasebook I did not vote for him. Yo no voté por él. The tariffs are really stupid. Los aranceles son realmente estúpidas. We don’t really want to invade your country. Realmente no queremos invadir su país."

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized we need a vacation.'

"What's that smell?" "A paper cut."

'Mom! Hunter keeps saying I'm not a thoroughbred. Can you show him my papers?'

My army drill instructors license plate is HUP-2-3-4.

Carrier Pigeons

"Yes I know...she just needs a passport!"

'Damn, so close!'

Bank as a money tree

Health costs soaring in the U.S., Americans are going to other countries for medical care.

"Sorry, but I can't seem to find the exchange rate for xyglotzits!"

Cartoonists.

American Flag

Bon Voyage!

An American Suitcase in Paris!

King Charles III's coronation

'..A new method of extracting money from purses.'

Just as I suspected - you have a travel bug.

Traveller's Luggage.

A license plate that reads LIC-PLT

'It appears to be a set of luggage earmarked for Dallas, mission control.'

"Talk about jet lag? I looked exactly like my passport photo."

I thought we should hoist the "Polly" Roger!

'Could I see your ground disturbance permit?!'

"This passport is so weak that I need a visa to enter my own country."

Disorganized Crime: 'Are you sure this is the bank?'

"Yes, I do all my shopping online. How did you know?"

'No. Why should I give you my autograph?. You'll only sell it on eBay!'

'I'm not sure it's legal for us to take you home if you've lost your passport.'

'I thought it was a personalized license plate saying text us.'