Purse Collector Gifts

'..A new method of extracting money from purses.'

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

Handbag store - "Perfect."

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

"I've put on a few ounces, but it's mostly paperweight."

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'

"My owner is teaching me to think before barking, which gave Federal Express plenty of time to clobber me."

Whiskers realized he'd grown tired of the rat race.

A businessman waits for an elevator; on his briefcase are two stickers reading "Up" and "Down".

Utility Chic.

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized we need a vacation.'

Economic Prosperity

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

"If you can't take it with you, this must be Hell."

Patient to Doctor: 'This may hurt a little.'

Neighbourhood Snatch Area.

'You're just in time. But your attaché case is late again.'

'You know Solomon, I just keep feeling that something isn't quite right today.'

"Which free tote goes best?"

Piggy bank...cash cow.

'No collar, no din-din,' said Mrs. Flint firmly. 'Omigosh,' thought Larry, 'Fifi will never give it back!'

The evolution of a woman's purse.

Cash by any other name.

ZZZZ. You think Ernie has a good head for business? It makes a good paperweight.

"This isn't for me - it's for the economy."

"Is it just me or does the dog seem calmer since you got it that new collar?"

'What have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

"Hey, I got another roll of thousands, that's the third time this week... so what'd you get?"

"Holding her purse? First time?"

Taxi fares.

"Good dog!"

A man and his dog walk away from an ATM; the dog is carrying a wad of cash in his mouth.

"Can't you rake the leaves? I'm raking in cash."

"We're editing our collection of plastic bags."