Purse Detective Gifts

"Your keys are in your purse? I think it will be quicker to call a locksmith!"

The Missing Sock Returns

"So that's where all the socks ended up!"

Missing sock

The Complete Cycle.

'Use by June 2007. Gah' - 'Use by July 2007. Double gah.' - 'Best of a bad bunch...'

Patient to Doctor: 'This may hurt a little.'

The evolution of a woman's purse.

Where missing laundry socks go!

'I see you've found a cure of the 'new car fever'.'

Lost luggage turning up on Mars.

"Just barking will do."

Art Museum: Lost and Found - Hats/Coats/Wax.

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

"This is probably how they keep getting in."

"The sniffer dog had found cocaine again."

'I don't know, Al... A dumpster in the middle of the woods! Seems kind of fishy to me.'

'You like my new purse? Now let's find you a new jacket with LOTS of BIG POCKETS!'

Bob landed in Hell. And to make matters worse, they lost his luggage.

"Sometimes I forget my shopping list. So this time, I made sure to put it in my new purse!"

Woman is on computer searching a website for lost socks.

'..A new method of extracting money from purses.'

Jose Manuel Villarejo Scandal

'Stop staring at my purse!'

'It's a surveillance camera. Now, I'll finally be able to find out how all the socks keep disappearing.'

'So, Mrs Goat, the X-ray of your stomach has solved a famous mystery: Where do odd socks go?'

"The charges of blackmail were dropped. Those pictures of the prosecutor really came in handy."

"Okay wait, it just came in. I guess he did text for help."

'Do you have any idea how many dryer related cases we get around here?!'

"Most people don't seem to know this, but if this button is used incorrectly it will cause socks to disappear."

Missing socks squad.

"Snowman 1 to snowman 3... UPS delivery complete... FedEx approaching fast... Amazon not in sight... Over!"

'Your car keys are under the sofa, and you like to wear women's shoes.'

'The results came back negative. You won't ‘just die' if you don't get that new designer handbag.'

'Only 5000 miles on the clock.'