Purse Predator Gifts

Chanel Bags at Dawn

-Could you hurry please... I need it for the first race at Newmarket (at the bank loan desk).

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

"How did I find my lamb chop? Well, I lifted up a roast potato and there it was."

Patient to Doctor: 'This may hurt a little.'

'If I don't like it, I rearrange your face.'

The evolution of a woman's purse.

"I need a teeny tiny handbag so I don't have to stow away my husband's wallet, phone and reading glasses."

Neighbourhood Snatch Area.

Mountain climber reaches summit and finds sign which reads: No ball games.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Shooting - No. VIII

"Everest summit 1 km merge left"

'..A new method of extracting money from purses.'

'You like my new purse? Now let's find you a new jacket with LOTS of BIG POCKETS!'

'Stop staring at my purse!'

"What's the big deal with posting food pics on social networks?"

"Sometimes I forget my shopping list. So this time, I made sure to put it in my new purse!"

"Do you have any appetizers that are just fun to play with?"

"Holding her purse? First time?"

"We might as well go back, he says it's lonely at the top."

"It speaks to my desire to spend money."

The Economic Crisis

'The results came back negative. You won't ‘just die' if you don't get that new designer handbag.'

"I guess this is me."

"I decided against monogrammed initials for privacy reasons."

"It's my mom's birthday. Have you anything with that 'new purse' smell?"

'I wish they could make one that would find things in your purse.'

'Keep looking, nerd, keep looking.'

Man Reaches Summit of Mountain And Discovers Ladder

"I've heard that men who venture in there can get lost forever."

"Your keys are in your purse? I think it will be quicker to call a locksmith!"

'Could I have the receipt, please? I like to keep them buried at the bottom of my purse.'

Mt. Everest rubbish bin...

Bank transporting a giant purse.

Welcome to Texas - Last Vegan Pizza for 773 miles.