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Chanel Bags at Dawn

-Could you hurry please... I need it for the first race at Newmarket (at the bank loan desk).

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

"How did I find my lamb chop? Well, I lifted up a roast potato and there it was."

Patient to Doctor: 'This may hurt a little.'

The evolution of a woman's purse.

'If I don't like it, I rearrange your face.'

Neighbourhood Snatch Area.

"I need a teeny tiny handbag so I don't have to stow away my husband's wallet, phone and reading glasses."

"Everest summit 1 km merge left"

Mountain climber reaches summit and finds sign which reads: No ball games.

Please use next mountain.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Shooting - No. VIII

"Holding her purse? First time?"

"What's the big deal with posting food pics on social networks?"

"Sometimes I forget my shopping list. So this time, I made sure to put it in my new purse!"

'Stop staring at my purse!'

"Do you have any appetizers that are just fun to play with?"

'You like my new purse? Now let's find you a new jacket with LOTS of BIG POCKETS!'

'..A new method of extracting money from purses.'

"We might as well go back, he says it's lonely at the top."

"It speaks to my desire to spend money."

The apocalypse everyone has feared is finally here. Hi, I'm Theron Heir. I write Rudy Park. That's it? A scrawny guy in flip-flops and bermuda shorts, wearing a man-purse? Don't provoke him. Anything can be in that man-purse. I would think the apocalypse would be taller.

The Economic Crisis

'The results came back negative. You won't ‘just die' if you don't get that new designer handbag.'

"I guess this is me."

"It's my mom's birthday. Have you anything with that 'new purse' smell?"

"I decided against monogrammed initials for privacy reasons."

'I wish they could make one that would find things in your purse.'

'Keep looking, nerd, keep looking.'

Man Reaches Summit of Mountain And Discovers Ladder

"I've heard that men who venture in there can get lost forever."

"Your keys are in your purse? I think it will be quicker to call a locksmith!"

Mt. Everest rubbish bin...

Bank transporting a giant purse.