Purse Explorer T-Shirts

"I've heard that men who venture in there can get lost forever."

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

'Small favor, Elizabeth - before we enter the throne room, drop back ten paces.'

"It's an interdimensional portal that can facilitate travel across both space and time... but we mostly use it for storage."

"During our vacation my wife and I went to Paris while our suitcases went to Rome and Athens."

Kid see shadow from mom as mom see shadow in painting.

Patient to Doctor: 'This may hurt a little.'

Closet.

The evolution of a woman's purse.

Bashful Royal Guard

'Sometimes it's good to get a different perspective.'

Ballerina and the light switch.

Vincent Van Gogh Shuts the Blind on Starry Night

"Dear, I'd like you to meet the Holsteins."

"Holding her purse? First time?"

Woman having tea in a train carriage

'Now, are you looking for a closet or something under a bed?'

"Sometimes I forget my shopping list. So this time, I made sure to put it in my new purse!"

Man in carriage waiting for shopping wife

'Stop staring at my purse!'

'You like my new purse? Now let's find you a new jacket with LOTS of BIG POCKETS!'

You've Got Mail

"Actually, I'm sitting here reading a book—just to see if I can still do it."

Man standing at a railway station.

'..A new method of extracting money from purses.'

Golfer trying to choose which pair of sunglasses to wear.

"And another amazing feature of this model, it'll beep on the 27th of each month to tell you your payment's due"

"It's my turn!"

'The results came back negative. You won't ‘just die' if you don't get that new designer handbag.'

'Can we swap glasses? It might help me see your point of view!'

"I decided against monogrammed initials for privacy reasons."

'...two for next door, three for round the corner... nothing for us again.'

"It's my mom's birthday. Have you anything with that 'new purse' smell?"

'He said I looked beautiful in the gown I was wearing...then he asked if he could borrow it!'

"What a shell!"