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"Your keys are in your purse? I think it will be quicker to call a locksmith!"

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

"During our vacation my wife and I went to Paris while our suitcases went to Rome and Athens."

Mysteries.

"I just wonder if the brand name is too obvious."

"Before we take you up to the ship, we need to examine the contents of your bag."

"How adorable! I'd love to have one of my own but I'm so terribly allergic."

"Right - that's my laptop, my laptop charger...my kindle, my kindle charger....my iphone, my iphone charger...my ipad, my ipad charger...all my spare batteries and spare chargers...hmmm, I don't seem to have any room for my clothes..."

Nano technology.

"I'd just like to congratulate you on how skillfully you've hidden my novel!"

"I have to confess a sin, Preacher. I went premarital shopping."

Other Fiction

"Which free tote goes best?"

"Any bag that can hold all my things becomes too heavy to carry."

"We'd like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand on a handbag."

Neighbourhood Snatch Area.

"Hmmm?!"

"I invented 'shopping' and I haven't seen my wife since."

Ballerina and the light switch.

"You laugh, but I haven’t bought a new handbag in two weeks."

Handbags at dawn. A typical bout of fisticuffs on the rugby pitch.

"Shaving off your three whiskers doesn't make you older!"

Bookshop Adventure

Bag Lady.

Fiction/Non Fiction/A Toss Up.

Nonviolent Clue.

"It's the best bag I've ever had, I can get everything in it."

'A night out is good for a person. I'm figuring on a new handbag.'

Commuter X-Ray