"Your keys are in your purse? I think it will be quicker to call a locksmith!"
Handbag Explorer Mugs
Start their day with a smile—our collection of mugs celebrating the handbag explorer combines humor and style, perfect for coffee lovers who love to venture into the world of fashion.
A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.
(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop
"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."
"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"
'My purse! The original 24-hour pharmacy.'
"I travel Prada whenever I can."
"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"
Mysteries.
"During our vacation my wife and I went to Paris while our suitcases went to Rome and Athens."
"I just wonder if the brand name is too obvious."
"How adorable! I'd love to have one of my own but I'm so terribly allergic."
"Before we take you up to the ship, we need to examine the contents of your bag."
Nano technology.
"Right - that's my laptop, my laptop charger...my kindle, my kindle charger....my iphone, my iphone charger...my ipad, my ipad charger...all my spare batteries and spare chargers...hmmm, I don't seem to have any room for my clothes..."
"I'd just like to congratulate you on how skillfully you've hidden my novel!"
"We'd like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand on a handbag."
"Any bag that can hold all my things becomes too heavy to carry."
"Which free tote goes best?"
"I have to confess a sin, Preacher. I went premarital shopping."
Neighbourhood Snatch Area.
"Hmmm?!"
Other Fiction
Ballerina and the light switch.
"I invented 'shopping' and I haven't seen my wife since."
"Shaving off your three whiskers doesn't make you older!"
"You laugh, but I haven’t bought a new handbag in two weeks."
Handbags at dawn. A typical bout of fisticuffs on the rugby pitch.
Bookshop Adventure
Bag Lady.
Fiction/Non Fiction/A Toss Up.
'A night out is good for a person. I'm figuring on a new handbag.'
I've found it! It was in the bread box! You've found the lost cellphone! SMASH! CRASH BOP! SMASH! Today's feature is offered as a catharsis for anyone who has ever lost a cellphone and been forced to listen to its low-battery beep from some undiscovered place. SMASH. Final beep (Death).
"It's the best bag I've ever had, I can get everything in it."
Commuter X-Ray
Handbag Explorer Mugs Collection
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Handbag Explorer T-Shirts
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