Handbag Collector T-Shirts

"I need a teeny tiny handbag so I don't have to stow away my husband's wallet, phone and reading glasses."

'I've not got my nail file with me, dear.'

'A night out is good for a person. I'm figuring on a new handbag.'

Neighbourhood Snatch Area.

'Of course this handbag is completely useless and impractical but it's an expensive designer piece that makes the colleagues jealous!'

Handbag store - "Perfect."

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

"I shop, therefore I am."

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

Whiskers realized he'd grown tired of the rat race.

A businessman waits for an elevator; on his briefcase are two stickers reading "Up" and "Down".

Utility Chic.

"I just wonder if the brand name is too obvious."

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

"How adorable! I'd love to have one of my own but I'm so terribly allergic."

"Before we take you up to the ship, we need to examine the contents of your bag."

Patient to Doctor: 'This may hurt a little.'

The evolution of a woman's purse.

Retail store: 'put this on and shut up!'

"We'd like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand on a handbag."

'You're just in time. But your attaché case is late again.'

"This isn't for me - it's for the economy."

'Don't worry, if you buy it, you don't have to wear it.'

Bad Outfit Alarm.

"You laugh, but I haven’t bought a new handbag in two weeks."

Handbags at dawn. A typical bout of fisticuffs on the rugby pitch.

"Any one of these will make the company even richer."

'It appears to be a set of luggage earmarked for Dallas, mission control.'

"Mom! Are these capri pants, or did I just get taller?"

'This crocodile handbag never gets nicked!'