Collecting Handbags T-Shirts

Patient to Doctor: 'This may hurt a little.'

Handbag store - "Perfect."

"Do you have anything that's not a black hole?"

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

A women in a shoeshop.

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

"I shop, therefore I am."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"Do you do much walking?"

'At first I wasn't going to join, but with a name like that, how could I resist?'

"Would you like to try them out?"

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

The Dandy

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

Utility Chic.

'Best to keep downwind.'

"I just wonder if the brand name is too obvious."

'Amazing! But when we go on holiday one suitcase is too heavy for you.'

'Yes, I'm proud to say all my kids went into boot camp as soon as they left home.'

The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

"Before we take you up to the ship, we need to examine the contents of your bag."

'We live in a designer trainer.'

"How adorable! I'd love to have one of my own but I'm so terribly allergic."

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

'Me, I'm home-schooled: Getting to and from school was taking too much of my time...'

"We'd like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand on a handbag."

'So how did Hakeem take it when you told him we'd be paying him in footwear instead of cash this year, for being our spokesman?'

Butterfly Woman

The evolution of a woman's purse.

Neighbourhood Snatch Area.

"She's smart, she's funny, she's beautiful—But she leaves her shoes all over the place."

The Little Old Lady Goes Fishing.

"This isn't for me - it's for the economy."

The Mortons: It's all about our money.