Bag Collector T-Shirts

'You want how many handbags?'

Handbag store - "Perfect."

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

"We're editing our collection of plastic bags."

"This isn't for me - it's for the economy."

"After this, we'll set down some traps. That should deal with the rest of them."

"I shop therefore I am!"

Utility Chic.

'This crocodile handbag never gets nicked!'

The evolution of a woman's purse.

'I'm not sure what that bag says about you !'

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

"I shop, therefore I am."

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"Number 2. Step forward please."

'It's not just any old rucksack Nathan. Nasa's entire spring collection is built around this baby.'

"Sounds like cracked ribs. Try loosening your belt."

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

'Then a window popped up and asked, 'Are you sure you want to empty trash?' I shouldn't have clicked 'okeydokey.''

'Me, I'm home-schooled: Getting to and from school was taking too much of my time...'

As you like it - One way of catching fish

"You know, turning a hobby into a job kinda takes all the fun out of it."

"You put your family in with the aluminum cans again, Mrs. Price."

Woman is surrounding by penguins and can't reach her camera

'I meant bring your fishing tackle.'

Typical...You don't see one for weeks then they all arrive together.'

'Look dear - the first skip of spring...'

'Big advantage!!'

'They say that these are also handy for carrying a sleeping bag, pad, tent, foul weather gear, extra clothes, trail mix...'

"Which free tote goes best?"

Neighbourhood Snatch Area.