Container Collector T-Shirts

"Honey! Come quick and bring containers. The zucchini are running wild."

As you like it - One way of catching fish

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Handbag store - "Perfect."

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Try me/try me/try me...

'It must be the dead sea.'

"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

"Number 2. Step forward please."

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

Feeling for shells

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

'Of course you can hear the ocean,we're standing next to it.'

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

Utility Chic.

"I can hear the sea boiling."

'Then a window popped up and asked, 'Are you sure you want to empty trash?' I shouldn't have clicked 'okeydokey.''

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

Hague Convention Defied! Failure of the new Tommy-Scalder.

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

"You get one every time you order something online."

This is not what I had in mind when I joined the Council!

"You know, turning a hobby into a job kinda takes all the fun out of it."

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

Doric, Ionic, Corinthian, and Broken Pillars.

"I wonder what this was for."

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."