Luggage Collector T-Shirts

Multiple panels showing a flight attendant's luggage on different lengths of a working trip.

"Excuse me... Did they say carrion, or carry-on?"

Traveller's Luggage.

'It appears to be a set of luggage earmarked for Dallas, mission control.'

Handbag store - "Perfect."

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

"I shop, therefore I am."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

'It seats two comfortably.'

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

Airport

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

"How's my tripping you up?"

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

'Your luggage went to Bosnia-Herzegovina, sir, and I'm afraid they're holding it for ransom.'

'HA! This time, I thought of my passport! It's right here, in my jackets' inside-pocket!'

Utility Chic.

'Hi, I'm looking for something small and portable!'

An argument between a passenger and a train porter.

The Island Of Lost Luggage.

Ecstatic caravan

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

Woman goes to Origami Airport.

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

'Next time I insist on flying first class!'

"You overpacked again."

Neighbourhood Snatch Area.

The evolution of a woman's purse.

"This isn't for me - it's for the economy."

'No, the sign's not wrong. Most of our guests like to party all night.'

"How many bags to check in, sir?" "Only one piece of hand luggage." (case in the shape of a giraffe).