Collecting Handbags Prints

Patient to Doctor: 'This may hurt a little.'

Handbag store - "Perfect."

"Do you have anything that's not a black hole?"

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

A women in a shoeshop.

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

"I shop, therefore I am."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"Do you do much walking?"

'At first I wasn't going to join, but with a name like that, how could I resist?'

"Would you like to try them out?"

The Dandy

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

Utility Chic.

'Best to keep downwind.'

'Amazing! But when we go on holiday one suitcase is too heavy for you.'

"I just wonder if the brand name is too obvious."

The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

'We live in a designer trainer.'

'Me, I'm home-schooled: Getting to and from school was taking too much of my time...'

"How adorable! I'd love to have one of my own but I'm so terribly allergic."

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

"Before we take you up to the ship, we need to examine the contents of your bag."

"We'd like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand on a handbag."

'So how did Hakeem take it when you told him we'd be paying him in footwear instead of cash this year, for being our spokesman?'

"It was a crime of fashion."

"She's smart, she's funny, she's beautiful—But she leaves her shoes all over the place."

Butterfly Woman

The evolution of a woman's purse.

The Mortons: It's all about our money.

"This isn't for me - it's for the economy."

Neighbourhood Snatch Area.

Handbags at dawn. A typical bout of fisticuffs on the rugby pitch.