Suitcase Explorer T-Shirts

"During our vacation my wife and I went to Paris while our suitcases went to Rome and Athens."

The fate of the emigrant

Carefree luggage.

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

Hotel with sign 'Home sweet temporary home'

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

'Business or pleasure?'

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

"How's my tripping you up?"

"So far, my luggage has had a more exciting vacation than I have!"

Business man with places he's visited on his suitcase and places he's worked for on his chair.

"At these prices, what do you expect?"

"How many capsule wardrobes is this again?"

Closet.

"What!?"

Portfolio

Bob landed in Hell. And to make matters worse, they lost his luggage.

'Same thing every year. We head for the wardrobe and end up stuck at the lights!'

Bon Voyage!

'It appears you've caught the travel bug.'

A man and a suitcase each board a bus separately.

'I can see my scratching post from here.' (Cat up high)

"Apparently, the birds are back from the south."

'Now, are you looking for a closet or something under a bed?'

"Can you just fetch our red ones, dear?"

"I hate packing for trips."

'And where do you think you've been till this time?'

"You didn't tell anyone that we're going to Israel did you?"

"Remember to leave room for an extraordinarily heavy book you won't read."

'Did you ever consider a backpack?'

'...but if it's a business trip why are you taking your fly pole?'

'Why do you carry your electronics in a fancy case, but your clothes in a paper bag?'

Excess Baggage: When the cruise line says the ship leaves at 5:30 they mean 5:30.