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A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

"At these prices, what do you expect?"

Where excess overhead bin luggage goes...

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

The Airbnbers Stranded Between Check-ins

"I hate packing for trips."

"You didn't tell anyone that we're going to Israel did you?"

"I thought you said you checked in online."

'Is the pilot an Ace?'

"What!?"

Excess Baggage: If airlines are so concerned about on-time performance that they won't hold your connecting flight for 5 minutes, then why do they never arrive on schedule?

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Carefree luggage.

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

'How about a game of cards?'

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

Airport. Luggage. Baggage. Traveling used to be much less complicated.

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

"During our vacation my wife and I went to Paris while our suitcases went to Rome and Athens."

"How's my tripping you up?"

"So far, my luggage has had a more exciting vacation than I have!"

Business man with places he's visited on his suitcase and places he's worked for on his chair.

'The Parkinson would be good PR, but should I wear the hair shirt or the sackcloth and ashes?'

'Sure it looks bad now, but try to imagine it with the right shoes.'

Wearing all black

"I see we're all going into this interview a little superstitious."

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Bon Voyage!

A man and a suitcase each board a bus separately.

'It appears you've caught the travel bug.'

"Can you just fetch our red ones, dear?"

A man goes insane from receiving too many ties.

'Careful guys.. He's wearing a power tie!'