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'How about a game of cards?'

Killer Executive Suits.

Dressed for Success!

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

New Suit.

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

Parade of Businessmen

"I like you in that one—it gives you an aura of mindfulness."

At the suit makers

Ants dressed as businessmen going to work.

"Not guilty but prepared to settle out of court, your honour."

Waiting for Pants

"The suit - it's rejecting your body."

"And this is my junior partner, my son, Ira."

Prosecution bears the burden of proof. Defense bears the burden of twisting and distorting said proof.

Input From The Front Office

"When I grow up, I'm going to be a suit."

Casual Thursday

Whiskers realized he'd grown tired of the rat race.

"Two boys from legal to see you."

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

'You must have one arm shorter than the other.'

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

A man wrapped in bath towel looks in closet where a bunch of identical men hang, each in a different suit.

Small Businesses Go Under.

'Does this suit make me look too eager?'

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

"Excellent! It's the disclosure documents for your hearing on Monday."

Fat happy businessman with a euro coin printed on his chest

Potter is going to go far, unless I manage to stop him.

'It's 50 Rayon, 50 wool and 30 deposit.'

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

'Can you tell me who's in charge here?'

'...And an extra packet of crackers! It's our Anniversary!'