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Waiting for Pants

'You must have one arm shorter than the other.'

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer.

I like your suit, to me it says 'management'

Fields of pinstripe

'It may be casual Friday, but we haven't forgotten what we're here for.'

"Madeleine Albright kicked butt in that suit."

"Endless Summer III"

"I like you in that one—it gives you an aura of mindfulness."

'Where does Sir wear his stomach, inside the trousers or out?'

'This material is guaranteed to shrink'

"Nothing form fitting because my form isn't fitting."

'I want something that screams, 'I'll do anything for work'.'

"It will need an alteration. Mainly, a different man inside."

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

"The new power suit — classic pinstripe with body armor."

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'CEO of a failed dot-com, eh? Don't worry, this suit reeks of 'old economy'.'

"Trust me, he's not really a houndstooth kinda guy..."

Whiskers realized he'd grown tired of the rat race.

"May I call you 'Rover'?"

I have to take two steps before the pants move!

Potter is going to go far, unless I manage to stop him.

Penquin with sign: All dressed-up and nowhere to go.

Menswear - "Do you have anything in a smaller pinstripe?"

"We're cyber criminals, Barnes, NOT common criminals. Go get cleaned up and look like you're tech-savvy."

At the suit makers

Ants dressed as businessmen going to work.

Dressed for Success!

Gents

"I wish you wouldn't wear that double breasted suit."

Man taking his head for a walk.

'What's the point in buying expensive suits and have nobody notice?'