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Suits - For those with a vested interest in the status Quo

Waiting for Pants

'You must have one arm shorter than the other.'

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

Fields of pinstripe

I like your suit, to me it says 'management'

'It may be casual Friday, but we haven't forgotten what we're here for.'

"Madeleine Albright kicked butt in that suit."

'Where does Sir wear his stomach, inside the trousers or out?'

"Endless Summer III"

"I like you in that one—it gives you an aura of mindfulness."

'What's the point in buying expensive suits and have nobody notice?'

Man taking his head for a walk.

At the suit makers

"I wish you wouldn't wear that double breasted suit."

Gents

Dressed for Success!

Ants dressed as businessmen going to work.

"We're cyber criminals, Barnes, NOT common criminals. Go get cleaned up and look like you're tech-savvy."

Menswear - "Do you have anything in a smaller pinstripe?"

Penquin with sign: All dressed-up and nowhere to go.

'This material is guaranteed to shrink'

Potter is going to go far, unless I manage to stop him.

I have to take two steps before the pants move!

'I want something that screams, 'I'll do anything for work'.'

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

"It will need an alteration. Mainly, a different man inside."

"The new power suit — classic pinstripe with body armor."

"Nothing form fitting because my form isn't fitting."

"May I call you 'Rover'?"

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'CEO of a failed dot-com, eh? Don't worry, this suit reeks of 'old economy'.'

"Trust me, he's not really a houndstooth kinda guy..."

Whiskers realized he'd grown tired of the rat race.

'I'd hate having to wear a suit every day.'