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"I am dressed for the job I want."

'Don't worry about this meeting. I got everything we need right up here.'

'Casual Acquaintance' (formal and informal penguins).

'Perkins, you're my most trusted advisor. Does my ass look big in this suit?'

"A tattoo? You're kidding. It sure looks like a suit."

'Hey! is that a good fit or not?'

"If Marcus Aurelius himself were standing here today, I'm sure he would agree this suit reflects perfectly your stoic sensibilities."

"In a few hours I've got a review with the boss. Now I'm going to get my good suit out of the laundry. You know, the fire-resistant and bulletproof suit."

"Someone must have read about me in the financial pages. My college alumni fund in contacting me twice a week."

"The Board just wants to be sure you're well supported."

'Will only work for peanuts'

There's always a bigger fish.

'I need you to create some secret pockets. I'm going to be buried in this suit and I'm taking it with me.'

'It was going well - until his power suit short-circuited.'

Quarterly Reports

'Bark less, work more.'

"Well, if you give me the job I'll be able to afford a suit, won't I?!"

It was the rutting season, and Angus was hoping to cut quite a dash with his Charcoal, Three-Button Classic Suit.

'The government is trying to upgrade our image.'

'That's it, Henderson - I'm through playing 'Cat and Mouse' with you!'

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

Martini

'Nothing much; just talking on the phone.'

"Non of this Power dressing Ernest."

'It so happens, I think of myself as a C.E.O. first, then as a human being!'

'Get Chicago on the phone. I think they're starting a hostile takeover.'

Genetically Modified Pants - "It means get your Mom to hem them."

"Who's your tailor?"

"Let's see if I can't turn that down a little."

The Unacceptable Face of Tailoring

'We all need to cut back on expenses. For example, I am only buying $500 suits instead of $1000 suits!'

'You've come a long way since your days as a member of a street gang.'

"The pepperoni, Wilson- get rid of it!"

"On second thought, I think the suit is going to clash with my ID badge."

Capitalists.