Suit Strategist Gifts

'How about a game of cards?'

Killer Executive Suits.

Dressed for Success!

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

Parade of Businessmen

New Suit.

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

"I like you in that one—it gives you an aura of mindfulness."

At the suit makers

"Not guilty but prepared to settle out of court, your honour."

Ants dressed as businessmen going to work.

Waiting for Pants

"And this is my junior partner, my son, Ira."

Prosecution bears the burden of proof. Defense bears the burden of twisting and distorting said proof.

Input From The Front Office

"When I grow up, I'm going to be a suit."

Whiskers realized he'd grown tired of the rat race.

Casual Thursday

"Two boys from legal to see you."

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

'You must have one arm shorter than the other.'

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

A man wrapped in bath towel looks in closet where a bunch of identical men hang, each in a different suit.

'Does this suit make me look too eager?'

Small Businesses Go Under.

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

"Excellent! It's the disclosure documents for your hearing on Monday."

Fat happy businessman with a euro coin printed on his chest

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

'Don't just stand there doing nothing! Sell yourself a suit!'

Potter is going to go far, unless I manage to stop him.

'Can you tell me who's in charge here?'

'...And an extra packet of crackers! It's our Anniversary!'

'It's 50 Rayon, 50 wool and 30 deposit.'