Suite Strategist Gifts

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"I AM at my usual position."

'OK, everybody, calm down,,,'

'How about a game of cards?'

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

Input From The Front Office

'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'

Mayo-A-Mayo

Oog has invented the organization chart.

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

Internet Cafe.

That kid's all business.

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

'So far we're holding off overseas competition.'

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

"I like to stay on top of things."

Punishment for the kicker.

'What makes you think we want to sell you son.'

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

"How could you forget where you buried dad. You do know he has the car keys in his pocket?"

Armstrong, the new Ybox game console comes out next week. I've got to get in line at Computer Villa. Nope. You are callous and inhumane. Fortunately, I have a backup plan. Computer Villa sale! If anyone cuts, chew their nose off.

'Someday, son, 50 of this will belong to your ex-wife,'

'And remember...no sudden moves in the shoot out.'

Footballers - Kevin Keagan

'Computer editing software with an obnoxious ego.' 'Look, you really don't want to say that, do you?'

"Oh, it's just more white-male stuff."

Outline; Introduction, Body, Conclusion.

"At these prices, what do you expect?"

Builder follows an architect's blueprints exactly, including the smudges.

'Darling - are you finding these waiters rather over-attentive?'

Artist and the artist's model both thinking of the money.

'Sales are down. We tried to make the latest version, of our best selling software, foolproof. Apparently, someone was making better fools.'

'Your ego seems to be your primary problem.'