Suite Strategist Gifts

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"I AM at my usual position."

'How about a game of cards?'

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

Input From The Front Office

'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'

Mayo-A-Mayo

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

Internet Cafe.

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

'So far we're holding off overseas competition.'

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

Punishment for the kicker.

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

"How could you forget where you buried dad. You do know he has the car keys in his pocket?"

'What makes you think we want to sell you son.'

"I like to stay on top of things."

'Someday, son, 50 of this will belong to your ex-wife,'

'And remember...no sudden moves in the shoot out.'

'Computer editing software with an obnoxious ego.' 'Look, you really don't want to say that, do you?'

"Oh, it's just more white-male stuff."

Outline; Introduction, Body, Conclusion.

"At these prices, what do you expect?"

Artist and the artist's model both thinking of the money.

'Darling - are you finding these waiters rather over-attentive?'

Builder follows an architect's blueprints exactly, including the smudges.

'Sales are down. We tried to make the latest version, of our best selling software, foolproof. Apparently, someone was making better fools.'

'Your ego seems to be your primary problem.'

'I don't want to mention any names, but one of you isn't giving 100% out there.'