Sound Strategist Gifts

Beggar playing for money, will stop for more money.

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

'How about a game of cards?'

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

Personal conker trainer.

Hockey Season.

Tic-tac-toe

"I finally cleaned my room. You don't think she'll look in the yard, do you?"

Target your message

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

Input From The Front Office

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'

'Play any other position besides Monday morning quarterback?'

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

'Contested elections for managing partner are always going to cause a bit of upset.'

Tetris Rejects

Existential Risk

'Oh, I HATE IT when he does that thing with his mouth...TALKING!'

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

Helicopter dropping golf balls onto a green.

Rugby - Interesting line-out tactics.

'No, Bob, I haven't noticed you haven't spoken to me in 3 days... I just thought we were getting along.'

'It's a silent protest.'

'And now over to Mike for the video presentation...Mike?...Mike?'

'I hate playing stinkbugs! Every time we press them on defense, they just let 'e rip!'

Happy National Mulligan Day

"You're a really sore loser, you know that!"

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

"Why are they being so mean to us?"