Cd Strategist Gifts

"I don't like getting bogged down in details. I'm more of a big-picture guy."

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

"I think it's about time you started thinking outside of the box Harold."

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

'I want ideas so bold, so wildly innovative, so undeniably brilliant that they retain a shred of originality after everyone picks them to pieces.'

'Floppo' lottery rebranding

Sales Chart Through Ceiling

"We're going to have to think outside the box to boost sales, minion."

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

"Are we overthinking this?"

'So far we're holding off overseas competition.'

"Anyone can dream the impossible dream. We need to sell the impossible dream."

'Hey! We've never tried a 'pity' strategy before...'

'With our marketing budget so limited our best chance is to make commercials that are SO bad that they'll go viral.'

"Terri and Kip make up our crazy dreamer imagineering department. Al is our get-realinator."

"Charles here isn't just a duck; he's a duck with a vision."

"Forget George, he scarfs down everything in sight. Aunt Rose and Grandma are good for slipping us a slice. Most important, the kids are sloppy. We're bound to find some juicy scraps under their chairs. Stay alert!"

'Yes, we can get all this into your ad, but we'll have to set the copy in 0.00005 point type.'

"So we all love Cuddly Poo, but to cover ourselves, better run it by day care."

'It's perfect ... except the client wants their name to be twice as big as the art.'

"...The cat tried all the tricks in the book to catch the mouse!"

"If this doesn't distract him, Ulysses, we'll go with the sheep idea."

'As you know, your father liked the sport of Boxing...'

'Right, you peck his left paw, I'll go for the right one.'

Think Tank

What Bob thought outside the box.

Cat Trap,

"All this red tape is tying down my blue sky thinking."