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Bank. 18 month CD 1.0815255645% Paying More digits than any other bank. Interest rates are so low! It's hard to believe this CD has reached maturity --- Just look at how little it's grown! Investing seems extremely risky these days. There's no safe place to get a decent return. They always say investing is a roller coaster. Yeah, but it's not true. On a roller coaster you get back to where you started!

"I don't like getting bogged down in details. I'm more of a big-picture guy."

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

A business that thinks alike...sinks alike.

"I think it's about time you started thinking outside of the box Harold."

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

'I know it's a bit unusual, but that's where he gets all the best ideas.'

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

'I want ideas so bold, so wildly innovative, so undeniably brilliant that they retain a shred of originality after everyone picks them to pieces.'

'Floppo' lottery rebranding

Sales Chart Through Ceiling

Copywriter's blank paper compared to the gridded screen of a content provider.

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

"We're going to have to think outside the box to boost sales, minion."

Pole Vault Rules

"Are we overthinking this?"

'So far we're holding off overseas competition.'

Sure, I'll sit, but I want half the treat upfront.

"Anyone can dream the impossible dream. We need to sell the impossible dream."

'Hey! We've never tried a 'pity' strategy before...'

'With our marketing budget so limited our best chance is to make commercials that are SO bad that they'll go viral.'

"Terri and Kip make up our crazy dreamer imagineering department. Al is our get-realinator."

"Forget George, he scarfs down everything in sight. Aunt Rose and Grandma are good for slipping us a slice. Most important, the kids are sloppy. We're bound to find some juicy scraps under their chairs. Stay alert!"

'Yes, we can get all this into your ad, but we'll have to set the copy in 0.00005 point type.'

"Charles here isn't just a duck; he's a duck with a vision."

"So we all love Cuddly Poo, but to cover ourselves, better run it by day care."

'It's perfect ... except the client wants their name to be twice as big as the art.'

'As you know, your father liked the sport of Boxing...'

"...The cat tried all the tricks in the book to catch the mouse!"

'Right, you peck his left paw, I'll go for the right one.'

"If this doesn't distract him, Ulysses, we'll go with the sheep idea."

Think Tank

What Bob thought outside the box.

Cat Trap,