Canine Strategist Prints

"Listen, Trixie, if we play this right and stick to the plan, we might get free room and board for the rest of our lives."

Sure, I'll sit, but I want half the treat upfront.

'First you fetch their slippers and then you chew them up -- it's called the 'good dog-bad dog' system.'

Rover's Cake

"Forget George, he scarfs down everything in sight. Aunt Rose and Grandma are good for slipping us a slice. Most important, the kids are sloppy. We're bound to find some juicy scraps under their chairs. Stay alert!"

"He made a lot of money investing in what he knew - dog biscuit and rawhide bone futures."

Cat in a tank...

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'She'll never look for me here.'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

'Don finally figured out a way to keep the squirrels from getting at the bird feeder.'

"Works every time."

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'

Saving for Retirement.

Noughts and crosses hugging and kissing.

"It's a 12 inch chess board - the game's a foot."

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

"Frankly, I think it's time we take a long hard look at cat futures."

'If you know what's good for you Allan, you'll let me pass.'

Pawn Stars

Syria

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Spike Milligan

'Some game dog you are. That's the fifth time in a row you've fallen for the King's Gambit.'

Margaret Thatcher as the rad queen in [Alice] Through the Looking Glass. Her clothes display symbols of her policies, such as a map of the Falkland Islands and policemen's helmets

'Ok...on the count of three, we evolve into piranha.'

BUSINESS PRESCHOOL

'I couldn't keep squirrels away from my bird feeders, so I called a lawyer!'

Bank. 18 month CD 1.0815255645% Paying More digits than any other bank. Interest rates are so low! It's hard to believe this CD has reached maturity --- Just look at how little it's grown! Investing seems extremely risky these days. There's no safe place to get a decent return. They always say investing is a roller coaster. Yeah, but it's not true. On a roller coaster you get back to where you started!